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Category 5 Apparel

Zen as F*ck Crop Tee

Made for those who do yoga and drink whiskey in the same afternoon. For those who swear like sailors yet help their neighbors. The most wholesome of humans who keep the rest of us balanced. We salute you!

*We donate a portion of every sale to mental health and suicide prevention nonprofits*

Not your average shirt: Ahh yes, the crop top. They fit tight but wear as comfy as a cloud! Perfect for enhancing your sass-meter when you need a boost, also pairs well with solo dance parties in your living room.

• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton//48% polyester
• 40 singles thread weight
• Form fitting // hits just above the navel
• Side seamed // sassy as hell

Size guide

Length (inches) 16 ½ 17 ½
Width (inches) 15 ⅝ 17 ⅛
Length (cm) 42 44
Width (cm) 40 43